Dear Common Cold, A couple of days ago, I awoke to an odd scratching in my throat. Often times when this happens, I start flicking my tongue as a way of ‘scratching’ the itch. It doesn’t usually work but on the plus side, it disrupts whoever is standing […]
When we are sixteen years old, it is hard for us to truly understand the great risk to self and property someone takes when they decide, against all of humanities better judgment, to hire one of us young, naive, trouble making miscreants. They often give us keys and […]
Dear Sixteen Year Old Jaysen, You don’t like girls. I know you think you do, but you don’t. You are currently dating a girl, I’m aware. You only really like her because she kind of resembles a boy. Also, she’s crazy, so if you’re going to waste your […]
Peanut Butter The sound of the word ‘Aquamarine’ Pandas Baby Pandas Baby pandas on slides Writing A good song A good Kpop song Running into someone who also listens to Kpop Friends (Obligatory) Family (Sometimes) My mother (Only when she sends cookies) Izzy (Only when she does […]
From the moment I first got Izzy, I knew that she was a very special dog. Yes, I mean special in the fact that she is adorable and very loving and a total sweetheart, but I also mean special in the, “Why does she think what she’s doing […]
I have never considered myself a partier by any stretch of the imagination. Even when I was younger, when my friends were going out on a Saturday night, I was usually working…or asleep. I really can’t stress just how important sleep is in my life. Why do I […]
When I was a youngster, I didn’t have just one imaginary friend, I had a vast network of them. They all lived on a magical island, my grandmother’s backyard, and our adventures were endless. Sometime in Middle School, I decided it was time to put pen to paper […]
jaysenheadleywrites.com 