Tag: funny

Douglas

Roommates can be strange and terrifying.  You have to get used to each other’s schedules and you have to understand each other’s likes and dislikes.  You don’t have to be best friends, but you do have to find a way to co-habitate and be respectful of one another.  […]

The Magical Land of Magic Land

When I was a youngster, I didn’t have just one imaginary friend, I had a vast network of them.  They all lived on a magical island, my grandmother’s backyard, and our adventures were endless.  Sometime in Middle School, I decided it was time to put pen to paper […]

Obligatory Coming Out Story

Being in the closet is a lot like standing alone, holding a grenade with the pin pulled out and staring nervously at it, waiting for it to explode. I tend to fall under the belief that everyone who is gay is much happier once they come out.  After […]

The Children’s Birthday Party

Walking into a four year old’s birthday party is sort of like walking onto the site of a natural disaster.  Everything is destroyed, there are bits of debris everywhere, blood has spattered the floor and in the distance you can hear a baby crying. Let’s rewind a little. […]

The Ball Under the Rug

Izzy has never been what I would consider an intelligent dog.  She will never be a dog that can be trained to perform stunts in movies.  she will never guide the blind or help hunt down criminals for the police.  She will never sit on a firetruck, as […]